Chris Woods, NP · $59 text visit
Paying Out of Pocket? Get Seen Today for a Flat $59
Paying Out of Pocket? Get Treated Today for a Flat $59
Skip the waiting rooms, surprise bills, and paperwork. Text a licensed Nurse Practitioner from your couch. Treatment and prescriptions sent within hours.
✨ $59 Flat Fee Visit • Real Clinical Care • No Surprise Bills
I see this every week in my practice.
If you’ve ever dreaded dealing with the healthcare system, you’ve probably done what millions of other Americans do: you put it off. You ride it out. You Google your symptoms at 2 AM and hope for the best. And when things get bad enough, you end up in the ER, where a 15-minute visit costs you $1,000 or more.
I get it. I’m a Nurse Practitioner, and before I started my own practice, I watched this happen over and over again. Good people avoiding care they needed, not because they didn’t want help, but because they thought they couldn’t afford it.
The NPCWoods Commitment
A visit with us costs exactly $59. Flat. $59 flat. No hidden fees. No surprise bills. No paperwork. Period.
Why People Avoid Getting Help
Let’s call it what it is: the healthcare system wasn’t built for people paying out of pocket.
Fear of Surprise Bills
We’ve all heard the horror stories: $500 for a 10-minute visit, or $200 lab fees showing up weeks later. So you avoid going altogether.
Not Knowing What’s Available
Most people think their only options are the ER or an expensive local clinic. They don’t realize high-quality, flat-fee telemedicine is an option.
Waiting Too Long
That sinus infection turns into something worse. That anxiety builds. That UTI becomes a kidney infection. Waiting doesn’t save you money—it costs you more in the long run.
*Roughly 27 million Americans avoid seeking medical care because of cost and hassle.
How Text-Based Care Changes Everything
Async telemedicine means you text us, tell us what’s going on, and I treat you—all through your phone. No video call, no waiting room.
Text (480) 639-4722
Tap to open your messaging app and send a message. A real human reads it immediately.
Tell Us Your Symptoms
Tell us what’s going on, how long it’s been bothering you, and any medications you are taking.
Intake Review
I clinically review everything and create a personalized, safe treatment plan for you.
Prescriptions Sent
If appropriate, your prescriptions are sent straight to your preferred local pharmacy immediately.
Flat $59 vs. Out-of-Pocket Alternatives
Why NPCWoods is $59. Period. I don’t have building leases, waiting room overhead, or administrative staff to pay. It’s just me and a phone, and we pass those savings directly to you.
Licensed & Active in 11 States
If you live in any of these states, we can evaluate and treat you today.
Ready to feel better?
Text your symptoms to NP Chris Woods. Flat $59. Treatment plan in hours. No waiting room.
Available 7 days a week • Most prescriptions sent within hours
Medical Disclaimer: This article is for educational purposes only and does not replace professional medical advice. Cost estimates are approximate ranges based on published data and may vary by location and provider. If you’re experiencing a medical emergency, call 911. For non-emergency symptoms, text (480) 639-4722 to speak with a licensed nurse practitioner.
Sources & Clinical References:
- FAIR Health Consumer. “Understanding Urgent Care and Emergency Room Costs.” fairhealthconsumer.org
- KFF (Kaiser Family Foundation). “Health Care Costs and Affordability.” kff.org/health-costs
- American College of Emergency Physicians (ACEP). “When Should I Go to the Emergency Department?” acep.org
- Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC). “FastStats: Emergency Department Visits.” cdc.gov/nchs/fastats
Reviewed by Chris Woods, MSN, APRN, FNP-C — Double Board-Certified Nurse Practitioner (NPI: 1861962386)
Chris Woods, NP · MSN, APRN, FNP-C · You only pay if he can treat you. This is not emergency care. Call 911 for emergencies.