3-hour waits
A half-day in an urgent care lobby for something I can sort out in a few texts.
A $59 text visit with Chris Woods, your nurse practitioner in your pocket. No waiting room. Just text. No video. No chatbot. You only pay if I can treat you.
NPCWoods is a $59 text visit with Chris Woods, MSN, APRN, FNP-C, AGACNP-BC, a licensed Nurse Practitioner. Text (480) 639-4722. No video. No app. No chatbot. You must be physically in a licensed state at the time of the visit. A prescription is not promised. You only pay if he can treat you.
Not the medicine. Not the visit. The runaround.
A half-day in an urgent care lobby for something I can sort out in a few texts.
Surprise bills for simple care you already knew you needed.
The nearest option is far, closed, or booked out for days.
Portals, paperwork, and fine print after the fact.
I built the practice I would want for my own family.
A real NP in your messages. None of the games.
Real patients. Real reviews. From Facebook & Google.
"Chris texted me back within seconds and had my prescription over to the pharmacy within minutes..so simple and easy definitely beats sitting in a waiting room. Recommend 100%!"
"Very fast and convenient. I first messaged Chris at 10:08am and I was picking up my prescriptions from the pharmacy at 10:52am same day! Cannot recommend enough!!!!"
"Fast, easy, no waiting, very professional. I recommend him to everyone."
"Messaged Chris he responded in a timely manner. Very professional. Easy to talk to about our concerns. It was nice to be able to stay at home and get quality care."
"I had a great experience with NPCWoods Telemed Clinic! Chris was incredibly efficient and genuinely helpful. He made the whole process quick and stress-free."
"Literally cannot recommend enough! My daughter had the worst cough ever and it was so bad on a Saturday night after midnight, I text Chris, he replied immediately."
"I texted Chris out of nowhere on a Sunday and he answered straight away. Lightning-quick."
"I texted Chris at 10pm and he responded within 15 minutes. When the pharmacy didn’t have it, he called the store himself."
"Chris texted me back within seconds and had my prescription over to the pharmacy within minutes..so simple and easy definitely beats sitting in a waiting room. Recommend 100%!"
"Very fast and convenient. I first messaged Chris at 10:08am and I was picking up my prescriptions from the pharmacy at 10:52am same day! Cannot recommend enough!!!!"
"Fast, easy, no waiting, very professional. I recommend him to everyone."
"Messaged Chris he responded in a timely manner. Very professional. Easy to talk to about our concerns. It was nice to be able to stay at home and get quality care."
"I had a great experience with NPCWoods Telemed Clinic! Chris was incredibly efficient and genuinely helpful. He made the whole process quick and stress-free."
"Literally cannot recommend enough! My daughter had the worst cough ever and it was so bad on a Saturday night after midnight, I text Chris, he replied immediately."
"I texted Chris out of nowhere on a Sunday and he answered straight away. Lightning-quick."
"I texted Chris at 10pm and he responded within 15 minutes. When the pharmacy didn’t have it, he called the store himself."
Usually within a few hours — first text to the pharmacy. No app, no portal, no video call — just text.
In your own words. No 30-question form. No portal. No app. Text (480) 639-4722.
I look at your history, ask what I need, and build a plan for you. Not a template. Not a bot.
Sent to your pharmacy. Written plan to your inbox. That is it.
Pay after you’re treated. If I can’t safely help you by text, I’ll tell you straight up — and you don’t pay a dime.
Text Chris now
I spent years watching people lose a whole day and a couple hundred bucks over something I could sort out in a few texts. That never sat right with me.
So I built the practice I would want for my own family. Text a real Nurse Practitioner, get actually listened to, and pay one honest price.
No runaround. No surprise bills. No pretending a chatbot is care. Faith and family keep me grounded, and they are why I treat every visit like it is someone I love.
If it is safe to handle by text, I will. If it is not, I will say so and you do not pay.
12 state NP licenses, plus Florida by telehealth registration. You have to be physically in one of these states at the time of the visit.
Licensed in Arizona, Colorado, Georgia, Idaho, Iowa, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, North Carolina, Oregon, Utah, and Washington. Florida by Out-of-State Telehealth Provider registration (TPAN3355).
Long drive to the nearest clinic? These counties have few local options. A $59 text works the same there.
Text care is not for chest pain, trouble breathing, severe allergic reaction, or anything that feels life-threatening. Call 911 or go to the nearest emergency room.
$59 flat. A real Nurse Practitioner. Right from your couch. No video. Pay after care.
Text Chris Now: (480) 639-4722Chris Woods, MSN, APRN, FNP-C, AGACNP-BC · Not a chatbot · Pay after care