Text a double board-certified Nurse Practitioner. Antibiotic drops are not automatic. Contact lenses plus a red eye need in-person care. $59 flat. No video call. Not a chatbot.
NPCWoods Telemedicine reviews pink eye for $59 by text. You must be physically in a licensed state at the time of the visit. Text (480) 639-4722. A prescription is not promised. You only pay if he can treat you.
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No app, no portal, no video call — just text. Chris reads every message himself.
Text (480) 639-4722 and say something like "hey, my eye is red and crusted." Mention contacts, kids, pain, or light sensitivity up front. No account required. The visit is $59 flat.
Chris Woods, your double board-certified Nurse Practitioner (NPI 1285125468), reads your message personally. He is not a chatbot. He will ask the questions that split viral vs bacterial vs allergy vs "you need in-person care today."
If a text visit fits, you get a plan. If bacterial drops are the right call, the Rx goes electronically to your pharmacy. If you need in-person eye care, he will tell you straight — you only pay if he can treat you.
Guidance follows CDC conjunctivitis treatment and American Academy of Ophthalmology red-eye safety rules. Antibiotic drops are not automatic.
Pink eye is the common name for conjunctivitis — inflammation of the thin lining that covers the white of the eye and the inside of the eyelids (ICD-10 H10). It looks dramatic. Most cases are not a cornea emergency. The job of a visit is to tell those two stories apart.
The CDC groups conjunctivitis as viral, bacterial, or allergic, plus irritant and chemical causes. Viral disease — often adenovirus — is the most common infectious type in adults. It is watery, highly contagious, and does not respond to antibiotic drops. Bacterial disease is more often thick, sticky, and lids-glued-shut. Allergy itches both eyes and is not contagious.
A text visit can sort an uncomplicated pattern in an adult or older child who does not wear contact lenses and who does not have pain, photophobia, or vision loss. A text visit cannot examine the cornea. That is why contacts plus a red eye, newborns, trauma, and chemical splash are in-person doors.
Photophobia (light sensitivity), true eye pain, or blur that stays after you wipe discharge is not classic garden-variety conjunctivitis. That pattern needs in-person eye care the same day — it can be keratitis, uveitis, or something the cornea specialist has to see.
One red eye is not one disease. Chris sorts the pattern before anyone talks about drops.
| Pattern | Hallmark clues | What it needs |
|---|---|---|
| Viral conjunctivitis | Watery discharge, gritty feel, often a cold; starts in one eye then the other; highly contagious (adenovirus is common) | ✓ Supportive care by text. Antibiotic drops do not help |
| Bacterial conjunctivitis | Thick yellow-green discharge, lids stuck shut, often one eye first | ✓ We may send Polytrim or erythromycin if the pattern fits |
| Allergic conjunctivitis | Intense itch, both eyes, sneezing or known allergies; not contagious | ✓ Cool compresses, tears, antihistamine drops |
| Irritant / pool / smoke | Burns after chlorine, dust, or makeup; not an infection | Rinse, tears, stop the irritant. Text us if it is not settling |
| Contact-lens keratitis | Red eye in a contact-lens wearer — pain, light sensitivity, or a white spot on the cornea | In-person eye care today. Leave the lenses out |
| Herpes / shingles on the face | Vesicles on the eyelid or forehead, one-sided pain | In-person same day. Not a text-drop visit |
| Hyperacute (gonococcal) red eye | Copious pus over hours, often a sexually active adult | Emergency in-person care. Systemic treatment, not drops alone |
Not sure which one fits? Text us anyway. Chris will ask the questions that point you to the right door. No charge for the honesty if a text visit is the wrong tool.
CDC treatment guidance is blunt: viral and allergic conjunctivitis do not get better with antibiotic drops. We send antibiotics only when the bacterial pattern fits. That is stewardship, not upselling. References: CDC treatment · CDC symptoms · AAO pink eye.
First-line topical antibiotic for uncomplicated bacterial conjunctivitis in patients who do not wear contacts. Typical course is several days. Not for viral or allergic eyes.
Ointment that stays on the lid margin. Useful at night when crusting is the main complaint, and in kids who cannot aim drops. Blurs vision for a few minutes. That is expected.
Supportive care. Cool compresses plus tears ease the grit. Viral conjunctivitis is self-limited over days to two weeks. Antibiotics do not shorten adenovirus.
For itch-dominant, both-eyes, hay-fever patterns. Not contagious. Oral antihistamines can help the nose; the eye often needs a drop made for the conjunctiva.
Steroids can worsen herpes keratitis and raise eye pressure. Do not start leftover steroid drops for a red eye. That is an in-person decision after the cornea is examined.
Most generic ophthalmic drops typically run a few dollars to about $20 with GoodRx. We send each Rx electronically; you choose the pharmacy. Oral antibiotics are not first-line for routine pink eye. Hyperacute gonococcal disease is an emergency, not a drop visit.
If you sleep in lenses, swim in them, or just wear them and now one eye is red, leave the lenses out and see eye care today. Contact-lens red eye can be microbial keratitis — an infection of the cornea, often Pseudomonas. That is not conjunctivitis. A text visit cannot rule it out. A slit lamp can.
Do not put the same lens back in. Do not "tough it out" on antibiotic drops from last year. Pain, photophobia, or a white spot on the cornea is a same-day ophthalmology or optometry door, or the ER if you cannot be seen. Chris will tell you that on the first text if you mention contacts.
After the infection is cleared in person, throw out the old lenses, the case, and the opened solution. Restart only when the eye clinician says so.
I'm a nurse practitioner, not a salesman. If the cornea, the pupil, or a newborn is in play, I want you in a chair with a light, not texting me.
Text-based telehealth is not for emergencies. If you have chest pain, trouble breathing, sudden vision loss with a headache, or other emergency symptoms, call 911.
Text-based pink eye care works for uncomplicated conjunctivitis. It is not a replacement for a cornea exam.
Not sure where you fall? Text us anyway — we'll point you to the right care, no charge for the honesty.
Viral and bacterial conjunctivitis spread easily. Allergic and most irritant eyes do not. Wash hands. Do not share towels, pillows, or eye makeup. Do not touch the dropper tip to the eye. Viral adenovirus can live on surfaces; wipe phones and doorknobs if the household is passing it around.
CDC guidance: stay home from school or work while the eye is actively draining, especially in kids. Many schools send children home until the discharge improves or a clinician says they can return. Allergy eyes can usually stay in class because they are not an infection.
Throw out mascara, eyeliner, and the current contact case after an infectious episode. Restart makeup only when the eye is quiet. If one child in the house has crusting, don't share washcloths. That is how the second eye — and the sibling — get it.
Wash hands. Tilt the head back. Pull the lower lid down to make a small pocket. One drop is a dose — more just runs down the cheek. Do not let the tip touch lashes, skin, or the counter. Recap. Wash hands again. If you were prescribed ointment, a thin ribbon along the lower lid is enough. Vision will blur for a few minutes. That is the vehicle, not a new injury.
If both eyes are involved, consider which eye is dirtier and treat the cleaner side first, or use separate tissues to blot. Finish the course Chris sends even if the redness fades on day two. Stopping early is how bacterial conjunctivitis comes back looking like you "didn't get the good drops."
Do not share the bottle with a spouse or a kid. Do not use leftover steroid drops. Do not use redness-reliever drops (tetrahydrozoline) as treatment — they rebound. Artificial tears are the supportive tool; the vasoconstrictor aisle is not.
Viral conjunctivitis can look worse before it looks better, especially adenovirus, and can take one to two weeks. Bacterial patterns should start to quiet after drops if the diagnosis was right. Allergy should itch less once the antihistamine drop is on board.
Text Chris back if pain starts, light begins to hurt, vision drops, or the lids swell shut. Follow-up on the same visit is part of the $59. He may switch the plan or send you in. A red eye that is getting more painful is no longer a text-drop problem.
Recurrent "pink eye" every spring is often allergy, not a new infection each time. Recurrent crusting in one eye that never fully clears can be blepharitis or a blocked oil gland — different treatment, sometimes in-person lid care.
Sometimes. Uncomplicated viral, bacterial, or allergic conjunctivitis in a non-contact-lens patient can be sorted by text. Chris Woods, MSN, APRN, FNP-C, NPI 1285125468, reads every message. Contact-lens red eye, newborns, pain, photophobia, and trauma need in-person care. See how a visit works.
Not automatically. Viral and allergic conjunctivitis do not respond to antibiotic drops. Bacterial patterns — thick sticky discharge, lids glued — may get Polytrim or erythromycin ophthalmic if the history fits. CDC treatment pages say the same thing we do: do not treat every red eye with antibiotics.
Text if you want a triage. The answer for treatment is almost always in-person today. Leave the lenses out. Contact-lens red eye can be microbial keratitis, including Pseudomonas. That is a cornea infection, not routine pink eye.
No. Every message is read by Chris Woods, MSN, APRN, FNP-C, NPI 1285125468. Real NP. Not a chatbot. Not an AI clinician.
$59 flat. You only pay if he can treat you. Medication is separate at your pharmacy. No paperwork. No hidden fees.
Viral and bacterial yes. Allergic and most irritant eyes no. Wash hands, skip shared towels and makeup, and keep kids home while the eye is draining. CDC symptoms guidance is the public-health reference we use.
Newborns with red, draining eyes need in-person care now. Ophthalmia neonatorum can be gonococcal or chlamydial and is not a text-drop visit. Do not wait on a telehealth thread.
No. Steroid drops can worsen herpes keratitis and raise pressure in the eye. If a previous clinician gave you a steroid, do not restart it for a new red eye without an exam.
Most people hear back within a few hours, including evenings and weekends when Chris is available. He reads every text himself — no call center.
NPCWoods is $59 flat over text. Walk-in urgent care is often much more, plus a waiting room. If you need a slit-lamp exam, we will send you in rather than pretend a phone can see a cornea.
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