Over 50 Five Star Ratings

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"Chris texted me back within seconds and had my prescription over to the pharmacy within minutes..so simple and easy definitely beats sitting in a waiting room. Recommend 100%!"

"Very fast and convenient. I first messaged Chris at 10:08am and I was picking up my prescriptions from the pharmacy at 10:52am same day! Cannot recommend enough!!!!"

"Fast, easy, no waiting, very professional. I recommend him to everyone."

"Easiest ever! Fast responses, so quick and simple."

"Messaged Chris he responded in a timely manner. Very professional. Easy to talk to about our concerns. It was nice to be able to stay at home and get quality care."

"I had a great experience with NPCWoods Telemed Clinic! Chris was incredibly efficient and genuinely helpful. He made the whole process quick and stress-free."

"What a wonderful service to the community! Fast response time, no sitting in the waiting room or waiting hours for a call back. I highly recommend!!"

"Literally cannot recommend enough! My daughter had the worst cough ever and it was so bad on a Saturday night after midnight, I text Chris, he replied immediately."

"Chris texted me back within seconds and had my prescription over to the pharmacy within minutes..so simple and easy definitely beats sitting in a waiting room. Recommend 100%!"

"Very fast and convenient. I first messaged Chris at 10:08am and I was picking up my prescriptions from the pharmacy at 10:52am same day! Cannot recommend enough!!!!"

"Fast, easy, no waiting, very professional. I recommend him to everyone."

"Easiest ever! Fast responses, so quick and simple."

"Messaged Chris he responded in a timely manner. Very professional. Easy to talk to about our concerns. It was nice to be able to stay at home and get quality care."

"I had a great experience with NPCWoods Telemed Clinic! Chris was incredibly efficient and genuinely helpful. He made the whole process quick and stress-free."

"What a wonderful service to the community! Fast response time, no sitting in the waiting room or waiting hours for a call back. I highly recommend!!"

"Literally cannot recommend enough! My daughter had the worst cough ever and it was so bad on a Saturday night after midnight, I text Chris, he replied immediately."

Licensed in Oregon

Portland Rain Got You
Sick Again?
Text a Nurse Practitioner — $59

Whether you're fighting the Willamette Valley damp or stuck east of the Cascades where clinics are few and far between — I've got you covered. Text-based healthcare, $59, no paperwork, no hassle.

$59 — prescriptions to your pharmacy


Text 480-639-4722

Healthcare that fits your life.

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Text 480-639-4722

Tell me what's going on. "Sinus infection, day 8" or "I think I have a UTI" — just say it however feels natural. I'll follow up with a few questions.

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I personally evaluate your case

I'm Chris Woods, a board-certified Family Nurse Practitioner licensed in Oregon. I look at everything you tell me and build a treatment plan. No robot, no AI — just me.

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Prescription to your pharmacy

Fred Meyer, Walgreens, Bi-Mart, Costco, your local co-op pharmacy — wherever's most convenient. I send it electronically and it's usually ready in 1–2 hours.

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Portland has too many patients. Eastern Oregon has too few doctors.

Oregon is really two different states when it comes to healthcare. West of the Cascades — Portland, Salem, Eugene — you've got doctors, but good luck getting an appointment this week. Even with the Oregon Health Plan, wait times can stretch. If you need an urgent care visit without the runaround, you're looking at $200-300.

East of the Cascades is a different story entirely. Bend is growing fast but the healthcare infrastructure hasn't caught up. And once you get past Bend into places like Burns, John Day, or Enterprise? You're in serious healthcare desert territory. Providers are scarce and overbooked.

Here's the deal — I'm Chris, a board-certified Family Nurse Practitioner licensed in Oregon. You text me what's going on, I evaluate your symptoms, and if you need medication I send the prescription to your nearest pharmacy. $59. $59, no appointment, no driving across the state.

Oregonians tend to be proactive about their health. Y'all bike, hike, do your farmers markets. But even the healthiest people get UTIs, sinus infections, and sore throats. And when that happens at 9 PM on a Tuesday, you shouldn't have to wait until Friday for a doctor's appointment.

Common conditions for Oregon patients

Rain season sinus infections, wildfire smoke irritation, allergy season in the valley — plus the everyday stuff that just needs treatment.

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Coast to high desert

I'm licensed statewide. Portland, Bend, Medford, or a small town on the coast — if you can text, I can help.

Portland Salem Eugene Bend Medford Corvallis Ashland Redmond Grants Pass La Grande

Rainy day? Stay home and text me.

Skip the waiting room, skip the drive. $59 gets you a real nurse practitioner evaluation and a prescription if you need one. $59. That's it. No surprise bills.

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Chris Woods
Chris Woods, NP
NPCWoods Telemedicine
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