Whether you're fighting the Willamette Valley damp or stuck east of the Cascades where clinics are few and far between — I've got you covered. Text-based healthcare, $59, no paperwork, no hassle.
Tell me what's going on. "Sinus infection, day 8" or "I think I have a UTI" — just say it however feels natural. I'll follow up with a few questions.
I'm Chris Woods, a board-certified Family Nurse Practitioner licensed in Oregon. I look at everything you tell me and build a treatment plan. No robot, no AI — just me.
Fred Meyer, Walgreens, Bi-Mart, Costco, your local co-op pharmacy — wherever's most convenient. I send it electronically and it's usually ready in 1–2 hours.
Oregon is really two different states when it comes to healthcare. West of the Cascades — Portland, Salem, Eugene — you've got doctors, but good luck getting an appointment this week. Even with the Oregon Health Plan, wait times can stretch. If you need an urgent care visit without the runaround, you're looking at $200-300.
East of the Cascades is a different story entirely. Bend is growing fast but the healthcare infrastructure hasn't caught up. And once you get past Bend into places like Burns, John Day, or Enterprise? You're in serious healthcare desert territory. Providers are scarce and overbooked.
Here's the deal — I'm Chris, a board-certified Family Nurse Practitioner licensed in Oregon. You text me what's going on, I evaluate your symptoms, and if you need medication I send the prescription to your nearest pharmacy. $59. $59, no appointment, no driving across the state.
Oregonians tend to be proactive about their health. Y'all bike, hike, do your farmers markets. But even the healthiest people get UTIs, sinus infections, and sore throats. And when that happens at 9 PM on a Tuesday, you shouldn't have to wait until Friday for a doctor's appointment.
Rain season sinus infections, wildfire smoke irritation, allergy season in the valley — plus the everyday stuff that just needs treatment.
I'm licensed statewide. Portland, Bend, Medford, or a small town on the coast — if you can text, I can help.
Skip the waiting room, skip the drive. $59 gets you a real nurse practitioner evaluation and a prescription if you need one. $59. That's it. No surprise bills.
Text 480-639-4722