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"Chris texted me back within seconds and had my prescription over to the pharmacy within minutes..so simple and easy definitely beats sitting in a waiting room. Recommend 100%!"

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"Messaged Chris he responded in a timely manner. Very professional. Easy to talk to about our concerns. It was nice to be able to stay at home and get quality care."

"I had a great experience with NPCWoods Telemed Clinic! Chris was incredibly efficient and genuinely helpful. He made the whole process quick and stress-free."

"What a wonderful service to the community! Fast response time, no sitting in the waiting room or waiting hours for a call back. I highly recommend!!"

"Literally cannot recommend enough! My daughter had the worst cough ever and it was so bad on a Saturday night after midnight, I text Chris, he replied immediately."

"Chris texted me back within seconds and had my prescription over to the pharmacy within minutes..so simple and easy definitely beats sitting in a waiting room. Recommend 100%!"

"Very fast and convenient. I first messaged Chris at 10:08am and I was picking up my prescriptions from the pharmacy at 10:52am same day! Cannot recommend enough!!!!"

"Fast, easy, no waiting, very professional. I recommend him to everyone."

"Easiest ever! Fast responses, so quick and simple."

"Messaged Chris he responded in a timely manner. Very professional. Easy to talk to about our concerns. It was nice to be able to stay at home and get quality care."

"I had a great experience with NPCWoods Telemed Clinic! Chris was incredibly efficient and genuinely helpful. He made the whole process quick and stress-free."

"What a wonderful service to the community! Fast response time, no sitting in the waiting room or waiting hours for a call back. I highly recommend!!"

"Literally cannot recommend enough! My daughter had the worst cough ever and it was so bad on a Saturday night after midnight, I text Chris, he replied immediately."

$59 Flat. No Paperwork, No Waiting Room

Earache That Won't Let Up? Get Treated From Your Couch.

$59 flat, no paperwork, no hassle. No wait times. No video call. Just text us what's going on and a real Nurse Practitioner will figure out what's causing the ear pain and what to do about it.

Text Us Now: (480) 639-4722

$59 flat fee, antibiotics or ear drops billed separately at the pharmacy

NPCWoods is a $59 text visit with Chris Woods, MSN, APRN, FNP-C, AGACNP-BC, a licensed Nurse Practitioner. Text (480) 639-4722. No video. No app. No chatbot. You must be physically in a licensed state at the time of the visit. A prescription is not promised. You only pay if he can treat you.

Written and clinically reviewed by Chris Woods, MSN, APRN, FNP-C, AGACNP-BC, Licensed Nurse Practitioner. Real NP — not a chatbot. NPI 1285125468. Last reviewed: . Credentials · Verify NPI

NPCWoods Telemedicine evaluates and treats ear infections for $59 via text message. No paperwork. No waiting room. Text (480) 639-4722, describe your symptoms, and Chris Woods, a Licensed Nurse Practitioner, will respond same-day. When clinical criteria support treatment, prescriptions are sent directly to your local pharmacy. Available in Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, Utah, Iowa, Montana, and 5 other states where async telehealth is permitted.

Three Texts. That's It.

You know how ordering food on your phone takes longer than it should? This is faster than that.

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Text Us

Text (480) 639-4722 and say something like "my ear has been throbbing for two days and feels full." That's literally enough. No app, no portal, no account to create.

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Chris Reviews

Chris Woods, a Licensed Nurse Practitioner, reads your text personally. He'll ask whether the pain is sharp or dull, if there's drainage, recent water exposure, fever, hearing changes, or pressure on the outer ear. Think of it like texting a friend who happens to know medicine.

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Plan Sent

You'll either get a prescription sent to your pharmacy (antibiotics, ear drops, or pain control), a clear watchful-waiting plan, or a heads-up that an in-person eardrum exam is what makes sense next. No prescription you don't need.

Treatment follows AAP and IDSA guidance for otitis media and otitis externa. Watchful waiting, first-line oral antibiotics, and topical ear drops are all on the table depending on your specific picture.

When to Be Seen in Person Instead

I'm a Nurse Practitioner, not a salesman. Most ear infections are straightforward, but a few patterns mean you need an in-person eardrum exam or an ER visit, not a text.

Skip the text and get evaluated in person if:

  • You have severe headache, stiff neck, or high fever along with the ear pain, that's a "rule out meningitis or mastoiditis" situation
  • You notice swelling or redness behind the ear that pushes the ear forward
  • You have facial weakness on the affected side, or sudden hearing loss without pain
  • Severe vertigo with vomiting, especially with hearing changes
  • Bloody pus drainage from the ear, or a foreign object stuck inside
  • The patient is a baby under 6 months, or a young child with high fever and severe pain

For the classic picture, ear pain, fullness, muffled hearing, recent cold or congestion, or swimmer's ear after water exposure, that's bread-and-butter telehealth, and we handle it routinely.

Common Questions

Can ear infections really be treated by text without an exam?

Yes, outer ear infections and uncomplicated middle ear infections in adults can be safely treated online without a physical examination. Chris Woods evaluates your symptom history via text. If we detect any signs of complications or determine your child is too young, we will guide you to an in-person clinic and refund your fee.

Will I always get antibiotics for an ear infection?

No, antibiotics are not always prescribed for ear infections because many cases are viral or resolve naturally. Chris Woods only recommends antibiotics when they are clinically necessary. If watch-and-wait strategies or supportive measures are more appropriate for your situation, we will provide a comprehensive comfort care plan instead.

What about kids with ear infections?

Older children with a clear symptom pattern can be treated online, but toddlers under two years old always require physical eardrum exams at a local clinic. For safety, if your child has a high fever, ear drainage, or severe headache, we will direct you to a physical urgent care immediately.

How much does the visit and the medication cost?

Every text-based clinical consult at NPCWoods costs a fifty-nine dollar flat fee. The generic ear drops or oral antibiotics you receive are billed separately at your pharmacy. Generic prescriptions usually cost under twenty dollars, and you can apply GoodRx coupons at checkout for additional savings.

How fast will I hear back?

Most patients hear back and receive a complete clinical evaluation within a few hours of submitting their text consult. Chris Woods personally reviews every submission same-day. If treatment is clinically indicated, your prescription is sent electronically to your closest local pharmacy immediately.

States Where We Treat Ear Infections by Text

Text-based ear infection care is available in the states below. Tap your state for local details and the rules around async telehealth there.

Other Conditions We Treat

Ear infections aren't the only thing we handle via text. Here's what else we can help with:

Want to Learn More About Ear Infections?

Our patient education library covers the difference between outer ear and middle ear infections, what each medication does, and what to expect on the road to feeling better.

Ear Infection Patient Guide Amoxicillin Augmentin Azithromycin (Z-Pak) Antibiotic Drops

Clinical References

  1. AAP Clinical Practice Guideline: Diagnosis and Management of Acute Otitis Media. Watchful waiting criteria and antibiotic selection.
  2. CDC: Ear Infection (Otitis Media). Antibiotic stewardship and symptom-management guidance.
  3. AAFP: Otitis Externa (Swimmer's Ear) Diagnosis and Treatment. Topical first-line therapy and red flags.

Ready to Get This Handled?

Text us what's going on. $59 flat, no paperwork, no hassle. A Licensed Nurse Practitioner reads every message.

Text Us Now: (480) 639-4722
Reviewed by Chris Woods, MSN, APRN, FNP-C, AGACNP-BC. Licensed Nurse Practitioner
Licensed in AZ, CO, GA, ID, IA, MT, NV, NM, NC, OR, UT, WA, plus Florida by telehealth registration • Last updated: March 2026
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